I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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