Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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