HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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