You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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