Its about making memories worth repressing
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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