I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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