...so i touched it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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