And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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