Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
