Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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