i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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