no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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