she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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