Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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