i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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