So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
whose parrot is this?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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