Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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