I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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