All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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