Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i think we sleep fucked last night...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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