Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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