doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
handjob tips. give me some.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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