If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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