I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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