Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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