she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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