he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You don't make any sense
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