No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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