As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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