Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
no, he came in my armpit
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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