I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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