I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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