I got her a Nickelback box set.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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