some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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