Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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