He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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