Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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