Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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