Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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