I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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