So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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