Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize