i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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