I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have fence marks all over my body
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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