dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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