Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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