Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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