id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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