I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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