I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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