sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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