he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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