Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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