dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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