He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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