yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
