i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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