If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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