i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Farmville is her only friend.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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